Sometimes, no matter how spiritual you are… you can get bored during the hymns or sermon.
Years ago a friend shared this naughty little trick with me to liven things up…at least for you.
Whatever song is being sung at the moment… just say the title of the song in your head… and add “between the sheets”.
Amazing Grace… between the sheets.
How Great thou Are… between the sheets.
Love Lifted Me…. between the sheets.
And one of my favs… The King is Coming… between the sheets!
And if it’s already passed into the Sermon portion of the service… well those hymnals are just right in front of you… hundreds of amazing inspired songs just waiting for… between the sheets.
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