Sometimes, no matter how spiritual you are… you can get bored during the hymns or sermon.
Years ago a friend shared this naughty little trick with me to liven things up…at least for you.
Whatever song is being sung at the moment… just say the title of the song in your head… and add “between the sheets”.
Amazing Grace… between the sheets.
How Great thou Are… between the sheets.
Love Lifted Me…. between the sheets.
And one of my favs… The King is Coming… between the sheets!
And if it’s already passed into the Sermon portion of the service… well those hymnals are just right in front of you… hundreds of amazing inspired songs just waiting for… between the sheets.
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The first time I saw a mostly naked woman (no clothes except panties) was at a local strip club called Peaches in Valdosta, Georgia.
It took all the courage I could muster to even go in the darkened doors to the club. My heart was racing. I didn’t know what to expect at a strip club.
I had recently searched the scriptures about viewing nudity and couldn’t find any commands to “look the other way” regarding nudity or sex. Still… I was so nervous and excited in a way that is somewhat rare in life.
I remember seeing the dancers on the stage and it was utterly intoxicating… Seeing a naked woman is the most exciting thing in this life outside of my relationship with Jesus. I actually imagined Him sitting with me, because I was still new in my beliefs and didn’t want to go anywhere that He wouldn’t go with me. That really comforted me because as much as I love naked women, I love Him so much more as a Christian.
I don’t remember the girls dancing on the stage as much as I remember one of the girls who was walking around talking drink orders… she had never put her top back on and I was entranced to not only see this woman’s legs and soft feminine arms but her breasts called to the deep places in my heart…. here was beauty… here was romance…. here was Eros walking amongst mere mortals
I don’t remember many details as the years pass, but I remember this goddess walking around and her bare breasts so close that I could feel eternity beckon from the deep primal places in the heart that God had placed in my chest…. such pure intoxication…. such ecstasy to just “behold” raw beauty….beauty that pierces my heart and soul to this day…
I was tempted to try to create Christian pornography recently. Would you ever consider hiring a nice looking married couple to pose and make love while you or a photographer filmed them?
Would you actually buy magazines full of nudity that had articles about the Bible and sexuality in them? Sort of a Christian version of Playboy?
Would you attend a Christian Strip Club if one existed?… I have so many many hot ideas for this idea?
Is there anyone out there with the financial means of funding or producing Christian Pornography magazines or investing in a Christian Strip Club?
I am going to write a book one day called “Controversial Christianity” and explore what the Bible does and does not say about several topics that are mostly considered sinful by large portions of the church…. some of the topics we’ll find that the Bible does actually condemn… and others it doesn’t…
Do you struggle with lust? One of the reasons that I started this site was to explore the difference between watching nudity and sex… without imagining ourselves performing sexual acts with anyone who isn’t our spouse.
I did really well for about 12 years, but as my marriage disintegrated…i found myself imagining myself having sexual encounters with my therapist at the time, because I could sense she liked me as a Man… while it turned out that my wife loathed me in her heart for loving Jesus more than her (or anyone… kinda the heart of being a true Christian)
Rachel from Wow Girls
I slowly got things back to holiness and have struggled off and on over the last 12 years… even though it really does help knowing where the ‘line’ is and what lust actually is.
Do you struggle with lust often, or can you truly savor and enjoy sexuality and pornography and nudity without lusting after the women…or men if you are a woman?
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