Between the Sheets – Naughty Church Humor

Sometimes, no matter how spiritual you are… you can get bored during the hymns or sermon.

Years ago a friend shared this naughty little trick with me to liven things up…at least for you.

Whatever song is being sung at the moment… just say the title of the song in your head… and add “between the sheets”.

Amazing Grace… between the sheets.

How Great thou Are… between the sheets.

Love Lifted Me…. between the sheets.

And one of my favs… The King is Coming… between the sheets!

And if it’s already passed into the Sermon portion of the service… well those hymnals are just right in front of you… hundreds of amazing inspired songs just waiting for… between the sheets.

Just if you get busted… you didn’t hear anything so irreverent from Lover of Passion here on WordPress.

Do you have favorite porn stars?

Foxy Di

I didn’t have favorite porn stars until Dillion Harper several years ago.

I’d prefer to see new women in most of the videos that I enjoyed. Just a few years back I also discovered Foxy Di and something about her just mesmerized me and I still watching her.

I also love Sheri Vi. I think I started looking at her because she reminded me of Scarlett Johansson…. that woman is fine!!

I still enjoying see new faces (and boobies!), but I still gravitate towards these few women pretty often.

A new face that I’ve only see about three times is from the WOW Girls studios but she just goes simply by Rachel… but Gosh she is Gorgeous

Rachel…Ahhhh…God is a Master Craftsman

Do you struggle with lust?

Do you struggle with lust? One of the reasons that I started this site was to explore the difference between watching nudity and sex… without imagining ourselves performing sexual acts with anyone who isn’t our spouse.

I did really well for about 12 years, but as my marriage disintegrated…i found myself imagining myself having sexual encounters with my therapist at the time, because I could sense she liked me as a Man… while it turned out that my wife loathed me in her heart for loving Jesus more than her (or anyone… kinda the heart of being a true Christian)

Rachel from Wow Girls

I slowly got things back to holiness and have struggled off and on over the last 12 years… even though it really does help knowing where the ‘line’ is and what lust actually is.

Do you struggle with lust often, or can you truly savor and enjoy sexuality and pornography and nudity without lusting after the women…or men if you are a woman?